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Hey, does anyone have any ideas for a story? Its coming up to the holidays so maybe something themed around that

I woke up with a smile on my face. I felt Fiona's beautiful body against me. The duvet was still covering us. The smell was like no other. It smelt like a mix of spicy burritos mixed in with rotten eggs and sauerkraut. I adored it. I started to take long whiffs of it, savoring it in my lungs, wishing for nothing else than to be able to breathe in Fiona's stinky farts rather than oxygen. BBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPP A fart roared out of Fiona's behind. I stuck my nose in her bare asshole, the stench sticking in my nose, thankful that I had a great sense of smell. Suddenly, Fiona woke up. She looked at me with a smile on her

I sat in my classroom after a long days work. I was correcting tests. Every single one of them seemed to be tainted with farts, causing me to cough. I had thought of Fiona's farts all day. How something so rancid could come out of something so beautiful and elegant astounded me. She belonged in a beauty pageant. Suddenly the door opened. It was Fiona. My heart lifted. "Something's not right in here". BBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP She let off a ten second stinker that had a distinctive nacho cheese smell. I secretly took long whiffs of it, the smell enticing me. "Ewww Fiona, tell your butt to stop". "Gabby and Claudia will be u

I woke up, feeling a headache coming on as a result of the gassing. I got up and walked by the chair with my dress on it, filled with methane and gas molecules. I picked it up with one hand and covered my nose with the other. I ran downstairs and threw it in the washing machine. My hand reeked of farts, so I washed it. I regretted going into the fart chamber with the farting bitch but I was tight on money and I had no other option. I got dressed and got the bus to the school. I walked into the staff room and was greeted by dirty looks from the other teachers. I saw Fiona in the corner, but I steered well clear of her. I looked up the odd time

I sat in my classroom, feeling sorry for myself, the stench of cabbage and old rotten eggs stuck in my nose. Suddenly, all the other teachers walked in with a cake in hand. They immediately started to cough and one of the teachers called Cathy even said to me "If you have to fart, do it on your own time". I tried to explain to them but they left in a whirl of fanning noses and coughing. "Now the teachers hate me for something I didn't even do". I felt so sad and took a bite from my apple, forgetting that she had farted on it. My mouth was instantly met with the taste of sulfur and eggs and I spat it out immediately. I opened a few windows and

It was my first day as a teacher at Lakeview High, an all girl school. I was fresh out of college, and it was fair to say that I didn't have a lot of money. It was hard being a 25 year old girl with average boobs and a mediocre ass, to fit in. I strolled down, observing the surroundings. I walked into the staff room, and greeted all the teachers. They were all mainly women in their forties. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful girl calling me over. She had boobs as big as volleyballs and an ass as big as two basketballs. She was about my age, with blonde hair and the kind of face and body you see on magazines. I sat down beside her and she told me th